Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
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