Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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