my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
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Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
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