I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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