Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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