I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
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theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
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nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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