at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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