areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
