Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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