I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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