How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
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I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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