You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
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