So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
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