Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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