we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Man, jail baloney is awful.
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I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
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AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
If I die, sorry about rent.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
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