Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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