The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
A bitchslap is in order.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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