I want to stick my p in your. b.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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