whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
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Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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