Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Promise me you will not let me do anything sexual with or to a mini horse no matter how drunk we get. Ever.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
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