I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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