hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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