I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Taylor Swift is so right about you.
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
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It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He's a Shit stain on my heart
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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