first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
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we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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