Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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