I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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