She's JV to your varsity
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
im at work. we just had a random 14-year-old amish girl come in and gift us with cinnamon rolls as thanks for letting her use the bathroom. i dont even know.
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That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Randomize