It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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