well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
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Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
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I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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