I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Randomize
