i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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