yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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