Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
Randomize
