I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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