Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
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I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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