he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
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I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
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