I wanna bring you to show and tell
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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