I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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