porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
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I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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