After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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