"it" just moved
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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