Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Less talking, more tequila
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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