I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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