from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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