How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
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We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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