talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
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Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Drunk is not a location!
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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