soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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