I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
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