i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
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Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
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So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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