just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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