he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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