I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
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He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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