they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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