Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
I yelled at your uterus for you.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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