he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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