You work out of a Hotel?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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