Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
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